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So... No One Is Here? | Local Hour

Dan Le Batard and the crew discuss the chaos of a traffic-ridden Monday, the surprising success of Inter Miami, and the evolving landscape of sports endorsements with LeBron James and Joe Buck.

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Dan Le Batard opens the show in a state of disbelief, having just emerged from a heated discussion with Chris and Samson about whether he had "ruined their show." To his astonishment, Jeff, a new presence in the studio, delivers the unsettling news: "No one is here." This revelation, delivered with a face whiter than usual, sparks immediate confusion. Dan looks around, seeing Tristan, Jeremy, Amin, and Zaz, and questions Jeff's statement, pointing out the numerous people present. Jeff clarifies that none of the people who run the show could make it due to traffic, leaving Dan and the on-air talent to essentially "fall on their face" without technical support.

Traffic Troubles and Studio Chaos

The conversation quickly shifts to the morning's chaotic commute. Roy and Chris recount their arduous journey through traffic, describing it as the worst they've ever experienced. Chris expresses his frustration, stating that if he's going to be an hour late for work due to an accident, "it better be good." He vividly describes arriving at the scene to find a "crunched up" car and people merely standing around, questioning why he had to endure such a delay for a seemingly minor incident. Roy details the specific lane closures on the Express Lane before 135th and 95th Street, emphasizing the severity of the traffic. Jeremy, who was also present in the studio, admits to panicking. Tristan, however, claims to have been mortified by traffic only once before, early in his career, and now makes sure to leave early enough to avoid such situations. Dan sarcastically notes that while he and the others were stuck, Zaz arrived perfectly on time, implying a lack of shared suffering.

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The full 9-minute article, 8 more sections, and every new episode from The Dan Le Batard Show and the creators you follow.

  1. Inter Miami's Unprecedented Success
  2. The Evolving World of Sports Endorsements
  3. The Joe Buck Conundrum and the Future of Sports Broadcasting
  4. The Belichick Saga and the End of an Era
  5. The Grid of Punishment and Podcast Teases
  6. College Football and the Art of the Tease
  7. The Art of Sports Announcing
  8. The Belichick Rack and Other Absurdities
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